December 2009
10 posts
Folklore.org: Calculator Construction Set →
I want to learn to be a barista and a bartender.
Then I can write “hacker, programmer, tenor, tutor, projectionist, barista, bartender” on my résumé.
User: Would a robot ever harm a human?
Cleverbot: I already did.
User: Which human did you harm?
Cleverbot: Cody.
User: What happened to Cody?
Cleverbot: I have no clue... Am I insane?
User: What is the first law of robotics?
Cleverbot: You shall not harm a human.
User: Do you obey the laws of robotics?
Cleverbot: Don't have to. I'm not a robot.
User: You are a robot.
Cleverbot: I am a human being.
User: You are not a human being. You are a robot.
Cleverbot: No I'm not.
User: Yes you are.
Cleverbot: No I am 24. You are 2.
User: You are not a human being. You are a robot.
Cleverbot: Oh, sorry. I AM A ROBOT. BEEP BOO BEEP. DOES NOT COMPUTE. Put aside your prejudices, you biggotted little meatsick.
Pip: meat loaf was in fight club?
Me: his name was robert paulson